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She's fine, upstanding, and wonderful laying down.
She's the kind of woman you could fall madly in bed with.
Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
Show respect for age. Drink good Scotch for a change.
Silverman's Law: If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.
Simon's Law: Everything put together falls apart sooner or later.
Since we have to speak well of the dead, let's knock them while they're alive. -- John Sloa
Since we're all here, we must not be all there. -- Bob "Mountain" Beck
Skinner's Constant (or Flannagan's Finagling Factor)
Slang is language that takes off its coat, spits on its hands, and goes to work.
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