Quotations - Old

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Schapiro's Explanation: The grass is always greener on the other side -- but that's because they use more manure.
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
Science is what happens when preconception meets verification.
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.
They had worked for months gathering one each of every computer that was built....
Scott's first Law: No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right.
Scott's second Law: When an error has been detected and corrected, it will be found to have been wrong in the first place.
Corollary: After the correction has been found in error, it will be impo...
Screw up your courage! You've screwed up everything else.
Second Law of Business Meetings: If there are two possible ways to spell a person's name, you will pick the wrong one.
Corollary: If there is only one way to spell a name, you will spell it wrong...
Second Law of Hacking: first in, first out.
Seeing is deceiving. It's eating that's believing. -- James Thurbe

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