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Self Test for Paranoia: You know you have it when you can't think of anything that's your own fault.
Serocki's Stricture: Marriage is always a bachelor's last option.
Sex discriminates against the shy and ugly.
Sex is dirty, but only if you do it right.
Sex is low in calories, and *oooh* that aftertaste!
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. -- Swami X
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation...
the other eight are unimportant. -- Henry Mille...
Sex is the mathematics urge sublimated. -- M. C. Reed.
Sex is what women have and men want.
Shaw's Principle: Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.
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