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Did you hear about Why Christ wasn't born in Newfoundland?
They couldn't find three wisemen, and a virgin....
Did you hear She's fine, upstanding, and wonderful laying down too.
Did you hear that A career girl's mind moves her ahead, while a chorus girl's mind moves her behind.
Did you hear that A man who likes to be in bed can usually find a girl willing to listen to him.
Did you hear that a new airline linking Geneva with Milan, Rome and Naples is to be called Genitalia.
Did you hear that a new line of bull sperm for use in animal husbandry will be called Elmer's Goo.
Did you hear that A voyeur's liberation front is being organized and their slogan is "Power To The Peephole".
Did you hear that acupuncture fees in China are so modest that they're referred to as pin money.
Did you hear that Air pollution is really making us pay through the nose.
Did you hear that anal sex is a bum trip.

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