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GOOD SCOUT -- someone who knows the lay of the land and will take you to her.
GROUPIE -- a bandbox.
GROUPIE -- a piece of the rock.
HANGOVER -- the brew of the night meeting the cold of the day.
Happiness is inviting a chick to hit the feathers and hearing her say she'll be tickled pink.
HARLOT'S MOTTO -- "Dough or Don'
He offered her a Round the World Cruise. Too late she learned, it was only a spin on his water bed.
He took a shine to her stuff ... so she polished him off in a hurry.
He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
Heading our current list of fanciful marital aids is an alum-based douche called Shrunken Treasure.
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