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Here's a question for all you old married men: If you had to do it all over, would you be able to get it up again.
HICCUP -- a fart that backfired.
HIGHWAY QUICKIE -- braking and entering.
HOME COOKING -- the place many a man thinks his wife is.
HONEYMOON -- the grand opening of Beaver Dam.
HOOKER'S INCOME -- John dough.
HORNY ORIENTAL CHEF -- a cock of the wok.
Houses of ill fame are reportedly now accepting a specialty credit card -- Master Discharge.
How does one determine the sex of a chromosome? Take its genes off.
HUMDINGER -- an electric dildo.
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