Rude

Rude

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INCESTUOUS LESBIAN SISTERS -- nibbling siblings.
Inscription on hooker's tombstone: AT LAST, SHE SLEEPS ALONE.
It might be a good idea to think twice before jumping in bed with a lady ventriloquist.
Think about it: there she is; there you are; and just as you're zeroing on target, it laughs at you....
It was in a crockery warehouse that two homosexual stock boys were arrested by the vice squad detective.
One was giving the other his head on a platter....
It was love at first sight between the handsome libertine and the appealing young prostitute.
He swept her off her back!...
ITALIAN SLUM -- spaghetto .
JESUS CHRIST -- the Messiah's handle.
JOCKSTRAP -- ball-bearing device.
Kotex not best in world but next to it.
LABIA MAJORA -- the curly gates.

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