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The record of Ben Franklin's sexual exploits leads inevitably to the conclusion that he didn't invent the lightning rod.
He was born with one....
Then there was the brave and horny shepherd boy who tried wolf.
Those who cook carrots and peas in same pot, not very sanitary.
THREE TIME LOSER -- a guy who pays $200 for a piece of ass and ends up with a donkey, which turns out to be a make, with hemorrhoids.
TIMID FEMINIST -- chicken libber.
TO LAY (verb) -- object of a proposition.
Today's all-American boy eats both Mom's apple pie and the girl next door.
TRANSVESTITE -- drag addict.
TRANSVESTITE BUDDY -- a guy who will give you the skirt off his back.
TRIPLETS -- valuing seriously what was poked at you in fun.
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