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Some girls are like car radiators. If you don't keep them full of alcohol, they freeze up on you.
SOUND OF AN ORGY -- the din of iniquity.
Speaking of suitability for the job ... we understand a TV station in Minneapolis just hired a frigid weatherwoman.
SPINSTER -- unlusted number.
SPRING FEVER -- when the iron in your blood turns to lead in your pants.
STACKED VIRGIN -- a cherry tomato.
Staying single is largely a matter of spacing. You have to make sure your dates don't want a mate, they just wanta mate.
STORK -- the bird that has all the work and none of the fun of bringing babies.
STREETWALKER -- pussyfooter.
SUBURB -- a community in which a man will lend you his wife but not his golf clubs.
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