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TATTLE TAIL GAY -- a pansy who blows and crows.
TEENAGE ATHLETIC SUPPORTER -- a jerk strap.
The average woman wants two things--less meat on her bones and more bone in her meat.
The best way to get rid of bad vibes, insists a self-reliant girl we know, is to put in fresh batteries.
The difference between being able to go on forever and feeling sure you'll never be able to go again is about ten minutes.
The hole in a donut and the hole in a toilet seat are made of exactly the same material.
However, you will not sell many donuts by advertising this fact....
The honeymoon is over when he says, "You CAN'T start labor now--it's my bowling night!
The Jack in The Box is an educational toy. It teaches a kid that every time you play with it, it pops up.
The next time we say 'Screw or walk!' to our double dates," groaned the fellow to his buddy, "we better have our own car.
THE PILL -- something girls use to take the worry out of being close.

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