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What's black and white and red all over? A nun with a nosebleed.
What's disturbing many priests and nuns these days is cloisterphobia.
What's red and silly? A blood clot.
When a gent finally gets to be the world's greatest lover, his success has been a long time coming.
When a marriage starts to break up, the best thing to do is to start picking up the pieces -- a piece here and a piece there.
When an Indian painted his face, it meant war. When a woman does, she's out for peace.
When Neanderthal man lumbered home from the hunt, he was less than fully erect, according to anthropologists.
That figures, of course, considering how ugly Neanderthal woman was....
When they get around to doing a nudie series on TV, we presume that the tryout episode will be referred to as a BUSH PILOT.
Where cousins come from? Ant holes.
Where will Prince Charles spend his honeymoon? In Diana, of course.

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