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BLUNDERBUSS -- Kissing the bride at a shotgun wedding.
Did you hear about a California sperm bank's bumper sticker: WE'RE PULLING FOR YOU!
Did you hear about the jet-setting fellatrice whose sex drive knows no climatic zones.
She blows hot and cold....
GERIATRIC COPULATION -- A loose connection.
It's being rumored that the contry that has given the world leather goods by Gucci and fashions by Pucci may soon he producing feminine-hygiene products by--who else?
Ducci....
LESBIAN SUSPENSE SKIN -- A clit-hanger.
Marketing experts maintain that manufacturers of those panty hose that "massage" a woman's legs have set their sights too low.
MERKIN SALESMAN -- A fuller-bush man.
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