Sarcasm

Sarcasm

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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter.
Some day I intend reading it. --Groucho Marx...
Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatsoever to do with it.
--W. Somerset Maugham, autho...
Only a mediocre writer is always at his best. -- W. Somerset Maugham
'Tis more blessed to give than to receive; for example, wedding presents. -- H.L. Mencke
To be in love is merely to be in a state of perpetual anesthesia - to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess.
-- H.L. Mencke...
Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.
-- H.L. Mencke...
Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage. -- H.L. Mencke
No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
--H.L. Mencken, philosophe...
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to?
--Bette Midler, singer and actre...
Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. --Spike Milliga

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