Sarcasm

Sarcasm

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Everbody sets out to do something, and everybody does something, but no one does what he sets out to do.
-- George Moore...
A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. -- Henry Morga
A man generally has two reasons for doing a thing. One that sounds good, and a real one.
--J.Pierpoint Morga...
The world is divided into people who do things--and people who get the credit. -- Dwight Morrow
They take the paper and they read the headlines. So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of breadlines.
And they philanthropically cure them all By getting up a costume charity ball. --Ogde...
A conservative is a man who wants the rules changed so no one can make a pile the way he did.
-- Gregory Nu...
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. --Robert Orbe
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn.
The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and the...
The secret of a successful restaurant is sharp knives. -- George Orwell
Being Politically Correct means always having to say you're sorry. --Charles Osgood

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