Sarcasm

Sarcasm

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It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.
--Henry Wadsworth Longfellow...
I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. --Joe Loui
Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universitie
he freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates....
Ours is a world where people don't know what they want and are willing to go through hell to get it.
-- Don Marqui...
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
-- Don Marqui...
The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused. --Shirley Maclaine
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. --Groucho Marx
A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five. --Groucho Marx
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. --Groucho Marx
Outside of a dog, a book is your best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
--Groucho Marx...

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