Sarcasm

Sarcasm

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The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear heavy breathing again. --Erma Bombeck
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. --Erma Bombeck, autho
Few minds wear out; more rust out. --Christian Nestell Bovee
We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. --Wehrner von Brau
An athiest is a man with no invisible means of support. --John Bucha
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
-- George Bu...
All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.
--Samuel Butle...
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible world
and the pessimist fears this is true. -- James Branch Cabell, from The Silver Stallio...
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. -- Johnny Carso

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