Sarcasm

Sarcasm

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Almost every man wastes part of his life attempting to display qualities which he does not possess.
-- Samuel Johnso...
Children are a great comfort in your old age -- and they help you reach it faster, too.
--Lionel Kauffma...
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house....
Research is an organized method for keeping you reasonably dissatisfied with what you have.
--Charles Kettering...
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. --Fletcher Knebel
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge where there is no river.
--Nikita Krushchev...
All major weaknesses have been exposed, analyzed, and replaced with new weaknesses.
--Bruce Levere...
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
-- Joe E. Lewi...
I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. -- Joe E. Lewi
If you drink like a fish, don't drive. Swim. -- Joe E. Lewi

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