Sarcasm

Sarcasm

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If thine enemy offend thee, give his child a drum. --Chinese Curse
Nature gives you the face you have at twenty. Life shapes the face you have at thirty.
But at fifty you get the face you deserve. -- Coco Chanel...
Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.
--Maurice Chevalie...
Men occasionally stumble on the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
--Sir Winston Churchill...
An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued.
-- Irvin S. Cobb...
The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do. --Harold Coffi
I have never seen pessimism in a Company prospectus. -- Sir William Connor (Cassandra)
It is extraordinary how potent cheap music is. -- Noel Coward
A cynic is just a man who found out when he was about ten that there wasn't any Santa Claus, and he's still upset.
-- James Gould Cozze...
Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm. -- Frank Dane

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