Sarcasm

Sarcasm

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If a man writes a book, let him set down only what he knows.
I have guesses enough of my own. --Johann Wolfgang von Goethe...
I always get the better when I argue alone. -- Oliver Goldsmith
Television has raised writing to a new low. --Samuel Goldwy
Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult. -- Edmund Gwenn, last word
I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle.
-- Alfred Hitchcock...
Men heap together the mistakes of their lives, and create a monster they call Destiny.
--John Oliver Hobbe...
Give us the luxuries of life and we will dispense with the necessities. -- Oliver Wendell Holme
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. -- Bob Hope
Middle Age is when your age starts to show around your middle. -- Bob Hope
None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors.
The records do not show that Adam and Eve were married. -- Ed Howe...

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