Sarcasm

Sarcasm

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No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.
--Ed Howe...
If you don't advertise yourself you will be advertised by your loving enemies. -- Elbert Hubbard
Perfume: any smell that is used to drown a worse one. -- Elbert Hubbard
You can lead a boy to college but you can't make him think. -- Elbert Hubbard
A pessimist is one who has been intimately acquainted with an optimist. -- Elbert Hubbard
Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt. -- Kin Hubbard
Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book. --Kin Hubbard
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. --Kin Hubbard
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happine
poverty and wealth have both failed. --Kin Hubbard...
The truth is not always the same as the majority decision. --Pope Jean Paul

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