Sarcasm

Sarcasm

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The books that everybody admires are those nobody reads. -- Anatole France
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it rains.
-- Robert Fro...
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Fro...
Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts. --Serge Gainsbourg, French vocali
Faced with the choice between changing one's mind and proving that there is no need to do so, almost everyone gets busy on the proof.
--John Kenneth Galbraith...
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding, sings. --Ed Gardne
You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
-- Hy Gardne...
Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors. --Frank Gifford
A clever man commits no minor blunders. --Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Know thyself? If I knew myself, I'd run away. --Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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