Sarcasm

Sarcasm

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An atheist is a guy who watches a Notre Dame-SMU football game and doesn't care who wins.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhowe...
The years betwen 50 and 70 are the hardest. You are always asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.
-- T S Elio...
People do not deserve good writing, they are so pleased with bad. -- Ralph Waldo Emerso
Men are what their mothers made them. --Ralph Waldo Emerso
Once, during prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
-- W. C. Field...
I like children. Properly cooked. --W.C. Field
A conclusion is the place where you got tired thinking. --Martin H. Fische
As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't. --Carrie Fishe
A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance. --Anatole France
To die for an idea is to place a pretty high price on conjectures.
--Anatole France, from The Revolt of the Angel...

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