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Faith is the quality that enables you to eat blackberry jam on a picnic without looking to see whether the seeds move.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde...
If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.
If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.
Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
You can make it foolproof, but you can't make it damnfoolproof.
If an idea can survive a bureaucratic review and be implemented it wasn't worth doing.
In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on.
This person must be fired....
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
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