Stefan Posthuma

Stefan Posthuma

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If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live....
Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is.
Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.
Anything labeled "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" isn't. The label means the price went up.
The label "ALL NEW", "COMPLETELY NEW", or "GREAT NEW" means the price went way up....
How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.
1. People to whom you are attracted invariably think you remind them of someone else.
All probabilities are 50%. Either a thing will happen or it won't.
This is especially true when dealing with someone you're attracted to....
Likelihoods are 90% against you. Superiority is recessive.
Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you.
They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them....
When it is possible for programmers to program in English we will find the programmers cannot write in English.

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