Stefan Posthuma

Stefan Posthuma

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There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be doing.
Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.
Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the Boss is reading it....
Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.
If you hit two keys on the keyboard, the one you don't want will get to the screen first.
When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.
Science is true. Don't be misled by facts. Unless the results are known in advance, funding agencies will reject the proposal.
Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.
When the government bureau's remedies do not match your problem, you modify the problem, not the remedy.
Among economists, the real world is often a special case.
History doesn't repeat itself -- historians merely repeat each other....
The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.

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