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Smithers: Sir, I've arranged for the people of Australia to join hands tonight and spell out your name with candles.
There's a satellite hookup on that monitor if you'll just tu...
I have some sad news to report: a small puppy, not unlike Lassie, was just run over in the parking lot.
[Audience gasps] And now it's time for the comedy stylings of Homer Simpson! -- Smithers warm...
Homer: [exaggeratedly loud] Are you ready to laugh?
Man: Poor dog. Homer: I said, are you ready to laugh?...
Homer: You know, Mr. Burns is so cheap -- Burns: What?
Homer: I mean, you know, Mr. Burns is so old -- Bu...
Homer: Oh, where did I lose 'em? I'll never wiggle my bare butt in public again.
Lisa: I'd like to believe that this time. I really would. -- Hope springs eternal, "Rosebud...
Bart: Dad, I know you're discouraged, but please don't deny the world your fat can.
Homer: Don't worry, boy, he'll be ready for your Aunt Selma's birthday....
Look at all the wonderful things you have, sir: King Arthur's "Excalibur".
The only existing nude photo of Mark Twain. And that rare first draft of the constitution with the word "suckers" in it....
Smithers: [dressed in a bear suit] Here's something that should cheer you up, sir.
It's me, sir: Bobo! Hug me! Squeeze me! [suggestively] Tug at my fur....
Kent: The Burns bear, perhaps the most valuable widdle bear in the world, could be anywhere.
It could be in your house... You could be looking at it right now....
Lisa: Bobo: it's Mr. Burns' bear all right. Homer: Well, Burns isn't getting _this_ back cheap, I can tell you that.
{He's gonna have to give me...my own recording studio!} {[In a studio...

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