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Marge: Well, thank you for a lovely time. Ruth: You're not going home already, are you?
Marge: Well, it's almost 9:30. -- Lights out by 10:00, "Marge on the Lam...
Man: Homer, this...this is never easy to say. I'm going to have to saw your arms off.
[brandishes a buzzsaw] Homer: [plaintive] They'll grow back, right?...
Ruth: [sighs] I envy you and Homer. Marge: Thank you.
[realizing] Why? Ruth: If you ever met my ex-husband, you'd understand....
Ruth: [about her ex-husband] To top it off, he's been stiffing me on child support for the last four months.
Marge: Hmm. Well, you _were_ unlucky. But there _are_ a lot of good me...
Homer: Marge, I know you didn't believe me about the vending machines.
That's why I had the firemen write me a note....
Marge: I'm disappointed in you. But it turns out I had a wonderful time with Ruth Powers.
In fact, we're going out again tomorrow night. Home...
Homer: Marge, you can't go out on Saturday! That's our special night.
Marge: What's so special about it? Homer: What's so -- [sarcastic] Oh, I don't know....
Homer: Where are you going? Marge: I don't know. Home
When will you be home? Marge: I'm not sure. Home...
Homer: How can you do this, Marge? How can you desert your children?
Lisa: Have a blast, Mom. Bart: Rock the Casbah! Home...
Marge: You look...nice. Ruth: Tonight has nothing to do with "nice".
Tonight's all about -- [She puts in a tape...

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