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Burns: As you can see, Simpson, I've taken over all 78 channels.
And you won't see any of your favorite shows again until you give in....
Burns: What's that you say? You can live without television so long as you have _beer_?
Homer: [defiantly] That's right. Burns: [ominously] Wrong....
Nelson: My old man can't get a beer because his old man [points at Jimbo] won't give a beer to another old man.
Let's get him! Jimbo: Wait! Why are we gettin' him? [Martin walks by...
A dumb sitcom is shown on TV]} Burns: {Smithers, I'm home!
[canned laughter]} Smithers: {What, already? [canned chuckle]} Bu...
Burns: Well, Maggie, I've given this a lot of though.
Maggie offers him the bear] Burns: For me? Bobo?
Smithers, I'm so happy. Something amazing has happened, I'm actually happy....
Well...we didn't get any money, but Mr. Burns got what he wanted.
Marge, I'm confused! Is this a happy ending or a sad ending?...
Agent 1: [presses the buzzer] Burns: [awakening, over the intercom] Mmm.
..hmm...what? How dare you disturb me during nap time....
Burns: The watchdog of public safety...is there any lower form of life?
Smithers: Don't worry sir, I rounded up our less gifted employees and led them into the basement....
Agent 2: Homer, this is an exact replica of your work station.
Homer: [moans] Agent 2: Now we're going to simulate a power surge in core sector eight....
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