The Simpsons

Homer: I can't believe your mother went out to have fun without me.
Bart: Don't worry. You'll feel better once we put your hair up in curlers and give you a makeover, [slyly] Homina....
Homer: There's nothing to feel ashamed of here. Women have a right to a night out, right, Lisa?
Lisa: Sure, dad. [makes a whipping sound] -- Ball and chain, "Marge on the Lam...
Homer: That's it! I'm calling my buddies. Marge is not the only one who can have a girls' night out.
[dials the phone] Lenny: Oh, no can do, Homer. I'm watching the game. [...
Homer: Fine. I can have a great time all by myself.
Lisa: Hey Dad, I think state and federal laws require us to have a babysitter....
Hutz: Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage, and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter.
Of course, being a highly-skilled attorney, my fee is $175 an hour....
Cowboy: Hey, baby! Feel like gettin' lucky? Marge
I _am_ lucky. I have a husband and three wonderful children....
Homer: Sometimes, you gotta go where everybody knows your name.
[walks into Moe's] Hey guys! [No one answe...
Oh, sure, like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries.
Look at him! He's wearing a belt. [wistfully] That's Hollywood for ya....
Otto: {Hey, Mrs. Simpson! You should try one of these "Smart Drinks.
[laughs and drinks it] Ooh, wow...I've wasted my life!...
Quimby: {Would you, er, like to dance?} Marge: {Mayor Quimby!
What are you doing here!} Quimby: {I'm, er, here with my nephews....