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When I was small, I used to pray to God for a bike.
But then I realised that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness....
Here's one people can tell to their grandmothers: Once upon a time there was a famous sea captain.
This captain was very successful at what he did; for years he guided merchant ships all over th...
A husband and wife were lying in bed one night. (Since they have small children, the universal-parent coding system for sex is washing machine.
) The husband turned to his wife and said in a seduc...
It's a nice hot summers day and two men are playing golf on a course that is situated near a main road.
As he is just about to tee off on the 10th hole one of the men notices a hearse driving slowly...
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by my wife to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else.
.. I said I would and procee...
How do you get 100 Liverpool supporters in a mini? Get the police to open the doors for them.....
Which of the following doesn't belong? (a) meat (b) eggs (c) wife (d) blowjob.
Answe...
Q: How do you get fresh air into a Russian church? A: You click on an icon, and a window opens.
Entry in young woman's diary : Monday: Went out with John tonight.
We were in his car and he tried to get too friendly....
Here's the punchline: This system goes down more often than a two-dollar whore.

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