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Q: What's the differnce between an Iranian funeral and an English soccer match?
A: They sell beer at an English soccer match....
One day, when John was walking on the beach, he saw a girl crying in a wheelchair.
He felt pity for her, so he walked up to her. -Why are you crying ?...
A feeling common to most Canadians is that Americans, when met individually, can be so likable, while the country as a whole is not.
The American I liked best in my travels about Europe was the you...
There's this pheasant standing in a field chatting to a bull.
"I would love to be able to get to the top of yonder tree" sighs our feathered friend, "but I haven't got the energy....
Two fellows were sitting in a coffee shop...suddenly the Town's Fire Alarm went off.
..one jumped up and headed for the door...his friend shouted, "Hey, Tom, I didn't know you were a fireman!...
James, I've decided to commit suicide. Drive over that cliff.
The old Jewish man was walking on the beach with his only grandson, when a giant wave crashes onshore, sweeping the boy out to sea.
The man looks up to the heavens and says "Oh Lord, this is my onl...
Three prisoners attempt an escape from Alcatraz, but are caught and must be punished.
Prison Guard...
A commercial traveller was passing through a small town when he came upon a huge funeral procession.
"Who died?" he asked a nearby local. "I'm not sure," replied the local, " but I think it's the...
A farmer is about to visit his wife at hospital. He enters (at non-visiting hours), and is asked to sit down and wait.
After half an hour, he began to be a bit nervous, so he started walking. Afte...

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