Jokes From Emails

Jokes From Emails

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The Elevator... An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall.
Only In New Zealand... This is a story in a local South Island community paper.
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood tavern....
Cost-cutting Adam Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden, feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said he was going to gi...
A Girl And Her Rabbit A woman walks into a vet's waiting room, dragging a wet rabbit on a leash.
"Sit, Fluffy," she says....
Worthy A guy has just died and he's at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted, while St.
Peter leafs through his Big Book, to see if the guy is worthy....
R. D. Jones And His Sewing Machine The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in a row - the last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake.
MONDAY: Fo...
Some Daffynitions: Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl\: What a bullfighter tries to do....
Making The Rounds...
A Golf Story A man goes to the confessional. "Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
"What is your sin, my son?" the priest asks back....
Kids On Marriage (Answers by kids age 8-10) HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff....

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