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Campaign Slogans NOT Chosen By George W. 1. I'll turn capital punishment into a new game show!
2. I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 kilo at a time....
Holmes and Watson... Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip.
After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep....
Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones... Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology"....
A Remarkably Quick Ensign... A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the ship under way.
With a strea...
The 10 Commandments of Email: Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line.
Thou shalt edit any quoted text down to the minimum thou needest....
A Change Of Vows... During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer.
"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the pa...
What Not To Say To A Police Officer! ** I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
(OK in Texas) ** Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in....
Kids Will Be Kids... A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
Five minutes later: "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty....
The 3 Kick Rule: A big-city, California, lawyer went duck hunting in rural Colorado.
He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence....

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