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How to Change OIl: Women: 1. Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change.
2. Drink a cup of coffee. 3. 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly...
Beyond Murphy's Law!: You've heard of Murphy's Law, Everything that can go wrong will.
.. at the worst possible time and in the worst possible way....
Office Environment Vocabulary In The Year 2000 - Get with it!
** Seagull Manager - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, dumps over everything and then leaves....
All you really need to know about Government and Bureaucracy
** Pythagorean theorem: .............................
Greeting Cards That Were Rejected By Halmark: "Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonde
... -- What was I thinking?" "Congratulations on your wedding day!... -- To...
In Search Of The Perfect Career: There was once a young man who, in his youth&l
professed his desire to become a great writer....
Mid-life... Mid-life is when you go to the doctor and you realize you are now so old, you have to pay someone to look at you naked.
The good news about mid-life is that the glass is still half-full......
Dumb & Dumber ** A medical student was doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center.
A woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants....
Winders 2000 A special Arkansas edition of Windows 2000 has been developed.
It is distinguished by the unique opening screen. It read...
Husband Quotes: I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her....

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