Jokes From Emails

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Area 51... You've all heard of the Air Force's ultrahigh security, super secret base in New Mexico, known simply as "Area 51?
Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very su...
Quick Wit: A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day.
In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive....
Words From The Wiseguy ** Clones are people, two ** Microbiology Lab
Staph Only! ** Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses....
Caught In A Storm... Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.
They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard....
POSTULATES: To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
- To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and try not to understand her at all....
Men Are Like... Men are like... place mats. They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like... mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion....
If Men Really Ruled ** Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.
** Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I...
Logic These two redneck fellas think that they've moved pretty far up in the world, and that the only way that they can better themselves is to further their education.
So the one goes to the college...
No Pets Allowed Two buddies were out for a Saturday stroll.
One had a Doberman and the other had a Chihuahua....
You CAN Bring It With You There was a rich man who was near death.
He was very worried because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven....

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