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Measure of Success... At age 4, success is . . . Not peeing your pants At age 12, success is .
. . Having friends. At age 20, success is . . . Having sex....
The Golden Phones: It seems a man in Topeka, Kansas, decided to write a book about churches around the country.
He started by flying to San Francisco, and started working east from there. He went to a...
Aphorisms: ***** Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either....
A Real Man? A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three bikers walked in.
Interesting Golf Quotes: ** One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball.
- Don Carter, pro bowler ** Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being...
The Two Nuns... Two nuns, Sister Marilyn and Sister Helen, are traveling through Europe in their car.
They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a diminutiv...
Who Killed The Bear... An 85 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.
"I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's p...
I'm The Boss! The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect.
Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read: "I'm th...
A Bible Story.com An old, bearded shepherd, with a crooked staff, walks up to a stone pulpit and says .
. . And lo it came to pass that the trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a yo...
The Three Bears... It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family is just waking up.
Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table....

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