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Why A Woman Does Not Need A Man... ** If you want someone who'll make a total fool of himself because he's so glad to see you, get a dog.
** If you want someone who's always ready to go out any time y...
New To The Monastery... The novice arrived at the monastery and quickly reported to the head monk for his instructions.
"Now young man, I want to remind you of your vows of silence", began the seasone...
You know the 90's are over when . . . ** Everyone used to joke about a Starbucks on every corner, and now there is a Starbucks on every corner.
** You no longer hear from people who marked December 31...
The Workaholic... A workaholic finally decided to take a long overdue vacation.
He booked a Caribbean cruise and was having the time of his life....
You Can't Choose Your Siblings... A pregnant woman from San Francisco got in a car accident and fell into a deep coma.
Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer preg...
Idiot Olympic Questions Here are some of the classic questions that were asked of the Sydney Olympic Committee via their Web site, and answers supplied where appropriate.
Q: Does it ever get windy i...
Just for us Sisters... ** The nice men are ugly. ** The handsome men are not nice.
** The handsome and nice men are gay. ** The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married....
Laws For Women To Live By: ** Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
** What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door....
The Cat, The Mice, and Heaven... One day, a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven, where he meets the Lord.
The Lord says to the cat, "You lived a good life, and if there is any way I can make...
Three Psychiatrists... While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk.

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