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Top excuses if found asleep at your Desk... "Oh, Man!
Come in at 6 in the morning and look what happens!...
Quick Thinking... Mike and Bill were standing in a bank when a pair of robbers entered the lobby.
GETTING RID OF TELEMARKETERS... ** If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.
** If they start out with, "How are you today?" say, "I'm...
Application to go on the Jerry Springer Show: Last name
________________ First name...
HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY ** At lunchtime, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.
See if they slow down. ** Page yourself over the intercom. Don'...
Blonde Scout Leader... Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip.
Her husband, who was a Scout Leader, was sick so she volunteered to take over for him one weekend....
Well, shit.. Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language.
You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains....
More Actual Classified Ads: FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL - 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG ----------------------------------------- AMANA WASHER $
100. OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED. ...
THINGS I WISH I'D KNOWN BEFORE I WENT OUT IN THE REAL WORLD.
** A person needs only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape....
The Story Of Yam: You know that all potatoes have eyes.
Well, Mr. and Mrs. Potato had eyes for each other and they finally got married and had a little one, a real sweet Potato, whom they called 'Yam....

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