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Reason for Swearing... Once there was a man who walked into a confessional.
ell me your sins" said the priest....
POLICIES AND PROCEDURES MEMO TO ALL EMPLOYEES - NEW COMPANY POLICIES
SICKNESS AND RELATED LEAVE We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness....
Just Following Directions... A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.
I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks....
THE SENILITY PRAYER God, grant me the Senility To forget the people I never liked anyway, The good fortune To run into the ones I do, And the eyesight To tell the difference.
Definitions By Gender... "THINGY": Female: Any part under a car's hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. "VULNERABLE...
How to Change Your Oil... Women: 1. Pull up to Jiffy Lube 3000 miles after the last oil change.
2. Drink a cup of coffee. 3....
My Computer Now Has A Spell Check... Eye halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plainly Marx four my revue Miss steaks eye can knot sea.
Eye strike quay and type a word. And weight four i...
HYMNS? The Sunday before Christmas, a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money.
He asked the people to consider donating a little more than usual into the offering plate. H...
Ice Fishing... A blonde decided she needed something new and different for a winter hobby.
She went to the bookstore and bought every book she could find on ice fishing....

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