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Things To Think About: "Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job.
"Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are o...
Pulled over in Texas... Two guys were riding through Texas when they got pulled over by the state patrol.
So the two guys Slide on their seat belt and watch the officer get out of the car. The office...
MY RESUME... My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned .
.. couldn't concentrate....
Marriage Before - You take my breath away. After - I feel like I'm suffocating.
Before - She loves the way I take control of a Situation....
Anagrams... ** Dormitory: When you rearrange the lette
Dirty Room ** Evangelist: When you rearrange the lette...
LIFE BEFORE COMPUTERS: ** An application was for employment ** A program was a TV show ** A cursor used profanity ** A keyboard was a piano!
** Memory was something that you lost with age ** A CD wa...
A Few Quotes Found While Surfing the Net... "A day without sunshine is like night" "I just got lost in thought.
It was unfamiliar territory." "99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name." "Honk if you lo...
A Porcine Story (Pun) Pig farmers have never done well in the United States.
Most Americans prefer beef to pork. Hamburger is an American favorite but contains no ham....
Texas Vs. Australia A Texan farmer goes to Australia on vacation.
There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets to talking....
Be Careful with Upgrades... Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.
0 to Husband 1....

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