Jokes From Emails

TOP TEN REASONS TO BE A CS MAJOR --- --- ------- -- -- - -- ----- 10.
Professors' names are more fun to announce. 9. Open book tests (even though the books don't help at all) 8....
There was once this Aggie who was doing research on various plant life.
So he goes out to a ranch and asks the old rancher if he could get some milkweed from out of the pasture....
What was Anita Hill's greatest fear during the hearings? A hung jury.
ANSWERING MESSAGES to LEAVE A couple of other ones that I've used or heard of.
They're most effective when you call the victim's office and leave the message with a secretary....
My daughter Louise say
MANY REASONS WHY A BEER IS BETTER THAN A MAN A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up.
A beer lasts longer than seven seconds. A beer won't expect you to cook dinner when you're not hungry....
Locked
50 yards to the next outhouse - written by Kenny du Witt illustrated by Betty Ke...
Free Nelson Mandela... in every box of cornflakes.

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