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The ark lands after The Flood. Noah lets all the animals out.
Says, "Go and multiply." Several months pass. Noah decides to check up on the animals....
What is "pi"? Mathematician: Pi is thenumber expressing the relationship between the circumference of a circle and its diameter.
Physicist: Pi is 3.1415927plus or minus 0.000000005 Engineer: P...
Lemma: All horses are the same color. Proof (by induction)
Case n=1: In a set with only one horse, it is obvious that all horses in that set are the same color....
Ya' hear about the geometer who went to the beach to catch the rays and became a tangent ?
My geometry teacher was sometimes acute, and sometimes obtuse, but always, he was right.
And now, for some really bad picture jokes (that I heard at Cal Poly SLO)
Q: What's the title of this picture ? ....
Q: What quantity is represented by this ?
A biologist, a statistician, a mathematician and a computer scientist are on a photo-safari in africa.
They drive out on the savannah in their jeep, stop and scout the horizon with their binoculars. T...
I saw the following scrawled on a math office blackboard in college
1 + 1 = 3, for large values of 1 lim ---- 8-->9 \/ 8 = 3...
Asked how his pet parrot died, the mathmatican answered "Polynomial. polygon.

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