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Q. What does a mathematician do when he's constipated? A. He works it out with a pencil.
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems" -- P. Erdo
Q: Why did the mathematician name his dog "Cauchy"? A: Because he left a residue at every pole.
Q: Why is it that the more accuracy you demand from an interpolation function, the more expensive it becomes to compute?
A: That's the Law of Spline Demand....
Algebraic symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about.
Moebius always does it on the same side.
Heisenberg might have slept here.
There were two men trying to decide what to do for a living.
They went to see a counselor, and he decided that they had good problem solving skills....
The great logician Betrand Russell (or was it A.N. Whitehead?
) once claimed that he could prove anything if given that 1+1=1....
THE STORY OF BABEL: In the beginning there was only one kind of Mathematician, created by the Great Mathamatical Spirit form the Book
he Topologist. And they grew to large numbers and prospere...

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