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97.3% of all statistics are made up.
There was an Indian Chief, and he had three squaws, and kept them in three teepees.
The squaw on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws on the other two hides.
Did you hear the one about the statistician? -Probably....
There was once a very smart horse. Anything that was shown it, it mastered easily, until one day, its teachers tried to teach it about rectanguar coordinates and it couldn't understand them.
All the...
Of course he can't do it. Why, you're putting Descartes before the horse!
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a banana?
Elephant banana sine theta in a direction mutually perpendicular to the two as determined by the right hand rule.
TOP TEN EXCUSES FOR NOT DOING THE MATH HOMEWORK 1.
I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames....

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