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The USDA once wanted to make cows produce milk faster, to improve the dairy industry.
So, they decided to consult the foremost biologists and recombinant DNA technicians to build them a better cow....
Theorem : All positive integers are equal. Proof : Sufficient to show that for any two positive integers, A and B, A = B.
Further, it is sufficient to show that for all N > 0, if A and B (posi...
A bunch of Polish scientists decided to flee their repressive government by hijacking an airliner and forcing the pilot to fly them to a western country.
They drove to the airport, forced their way o...
An assemblage of the most gifted minds in the world were all posed the following questio
"What is 2 * 2 ?...
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
During a class of calculus my lecturer suddenly checked himself and stared intently at the table in front of him for a while.
Then he looked up at us and explained that he thought he had brought six p...
What's nonorientable and lives in the sea? Mobius Dick.
Philosopher: "Resolution of the continuum hypothesis will have profound implications to all of science.
Physicist: "Not quite. Physics is well on its way without those ...

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