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Oh how I tried But instead broke down and cried Over food I stir fried for my friends.
Went next door to pester an oriental master A cook from a far distand land....
PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES ARE LIKE WOMEN by: Daniel J.
Gorby's Yellow Ribbon (Sung to the obvious tune.) I'm coming home I've done my time.
And I've got to know what's Yeltsin's and what is mine....
Why do women have two pairs of lips? So they can piss and moan at the same time!
The Wizard of Zone Once upon a time in Depression-era Kansas there was a little black boy named Zachary X (pronounced "ex" not "ten") who lived on a farm.
He was an orphan, a cheap device to garne...
This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me.
I just can't stop having sex!" "Well how often do you have it", the doctor asks?...
why is a fire engine red ? ( in parts of the world that it is red ) the fire engine has six wheels and six crew members.
six plus six is twelve. twelve inches makes a foo...
THE ITALIAN WHO WENT TO MALTA (Must be read with an Italian accent) One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel.
Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissi...
Three young, intelligent and very attractive women were hired into a prestigious, large American company.
After they had been working for one full year, their boss called them in to his office and sa...
It was midnight on the ocean, Not a streetcar was in sight.
The sun was shining brightly, It had rained all day that night....

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