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What do a tupperware hostess and a perverted eskimo have in common?
they both like a good tight seal!...
Old friends, one a doctor and the other a lawyer, bump in to each other on the French Riviera after having seen each other in 20 years.
Doctor: "What brings you here?" Lawyer: "I'm on a month-long vac...
I almost had an accident on the way to work this morning.
A lawyer ran out in front of me, and my gas pedal got stuck......
A very elderly lady, fearing that she was near death, consulted a lawyer and had a will made, for which the charge was $
200. In her feebleness, she failed to notice that she had handed the lawye...
Q: what do you throw a drowning lawyer? A: his wife and kid
A computer engineer, a systems analyst, and a programmer were driving down a mountain when the brakes gave out.
hey screamed down the mountain, gaining speed, and finally managed to grind to a hal...
Words in {} should be interepreted as greek lette
Q: I M A {pi}{rho}Maniac. R U 1,2? o &l
ead as "U-not" A: Y ? o...
("I am a pyromaniac. Are you not one, too?" "Why not?")

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