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On the front page of today's Wall Street Journal: By 62% to 17%, Americans still trust President Reagan over Mr.
Gorbachev to reduce tensions between the countries. Los Angeles Times, November 24: Ba...
Your Mother wears combat boots! Your Mother Swims after troop ships!
Your brother Blows boy scouts! A classic one... that is off-colour!...
Do you know what a satisfied lady says? (No answer) I didn't figure you would know.
Here is another one to ask women. Do you know the difference between oatmeal and intercourse?...
How about Do you know what a man who can completely satisfy a woman has for breakfast?
Well, I had bacon eggss.... Hey, why's it smell like fish around here?...
Money-the root of all evil. Man needs roots.
Bill joined the foreign legion, and was assigned to a fort, way out in the Sahara desert, far from any town.
During his orientation session, he asked the sergeant what the legionnaires did when they...
What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!
What do you get if you cross a Smurf and a whore? A little blue focker about this high.
Marketing experts are now maintaining that the manufacturers of those panty hose that "massage" a woman's legs have set their sights far too low!

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