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There once lived a nonconforming sparrow. When winter came, he didn't want to fly South with the rest of the birds.
Finally, though, it got so cold that he reluctantly started flying South. After a...
Did you hear about the blind prostitute? You gotta hand it to her!
SUPERIOR REVISED CAT CODE Program Cat; Uses Crt; Var Dead
Boolean; YourLife, CatLife : Byte; { No procs this time....
I know the combination to your locked baud rate.. I found out how to make my Penis 17 inches!
Fold it in Half!...
A woman journalist and George Bernard Shaw were at a banquet.
Throughout the meal she continually belittled him until she finally said, "Mr....
A User-car salesman was in a battle with a finace company.
Q & A form jokes Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start! Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?...
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2+2?
The housewife replies: "Four!". The accountant say...
A man went to a brain store to get some brain for dinner.
He sees a sign remarking on the quality of proffesional brain offerred at this particular brain store....
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.
Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?...

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