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Mind Teazer The Questions 1. The maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't use it and the user doesn't see it.
What is it? 2. A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts to parents who were both born in B...
Valentine's Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station.
He looked for the girl who...
LOVE, LUST AND MARRIAGE LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room....
The first engineer calls out to the other, "Hey--Nice bike!
Where did you get it?" "Well," replies the other, "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young coed rides up on this bike....
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you....
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer.
The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our re...
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his law firm kept receiving calls asking to speak with him.
I'm sorry, he's dead," was the standard answer. Finally, the receptionist who fiel...
If men were to rewrite the rules: Rule # 1: Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
All comments become null and void after seven days. Rule # 2: If you don't want to...
Quotes on Recent Events "The 1998 Winter Olympics are under way in Nagano, Japan.
CBS has promised 128 hours of coverage... that is, unless Monica Lewinsky gets a hair cut or something....

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